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Best Unique Whatsapp Status Messages
#1. Study economics when you’re unemployed, at least you’ll know why.
#2. Love thy neighbour but don’t get caught
#3. I taught her that the ‘p’ in pneumonia is silent, she applied it on pyaar!
#4. I don’t hate you, I just don’t like your existence.
#5. Congratulations!!My tallest finger want to give you a standing ovation.
#6. Feel free to message as long as you do not expect a reply.
#7. My father once told me that people listen to you if you tell them that your father told you that.
#8. I am experiencing life at the rate of 20 WTF’s every hour.
#9. Don’t Blindly follow the masses. Sometimes the m is Silent.
#10. A man is as young as the woman he feels.
#11. Behind every great man there is a surprised woman.
#12. Until I was thirteen I thought my name was ‘Shut up!’
#13. Please be patient even a toilet can handle only one a**hole at a time.
#14. I pretend to work, they pretend to pay me.
#15. I will marry the girl who looks pretty in her Aadhar Card.
#16. I had a horribly busy day converting oxygen into carbon dioxide.
#17. I am not fat, I am just easier to see.
#18. I never make the same mistake twice. Three, four times maybe. But never twice.
#19. People who have mobile contacts like ‘MOM2’ , ‘DAD2’ scare me.
#20. They say that alcohol kills slowly. So what? Who’s in a hurry?
#21. When nothing goes right; go win a race in NFS (Need for speed)
#22. I always dream of being a millionaire like my uncle!… He’s dreaming too!
#23. You can never buy Love….But still you have to pay for it.
#24. If at first, you don’t succeed..Keep flushing.
#25. Yes, I agree. Mums can find everything. Except for the ringing phone in their bags!
#26. I don’t wanna go to heaven…none of my friends will be there!
#27. If you can’t convince her then confuse her.
#28. A good wife always forgives her husband when she’s wrong.
#29. …..And everyone knows the louder the music the bigger the heartbreak.
#30. The pregnancy test confirmed my worst fear….I’m just fat.
#31. It’s been 70+ years, Tom. You’re never going to eat Jerry 🙂
#32. Dear God, all I ask for a chance to prove that winning the lottery won’t make me a bad person.
#33. Marriage is just a fancy word for adopting an overgrown male child who can not be handled by his parents anymore.
#34. Flirtationship: More than a friendship and less than a relationship.
#35. Restaurant Advertisement: We serve food as HOT as your neighbor’s wife; And beer as COLD as your own. 🙂
#36. When a woman says WHAT? Its not because she didn’t hear you. She’s giving you a chance to change what you said.
#37. One day your prince will come. Mine just took a wrong turn, got lost and is too stubborn to ask for directions 🙂
#38. I always learn from mistake of others who take my advice.
#39. Your profile picture is the reason behind my smile, because your profile picture is a joke.
#40. Your texts makes me feel like slapping you, but that will be an animal abuse.
#41. Your suggestions are as useless as the traffic lights of GTA.
#42. It is easy to be honest till you get a chance for corruption.
#43. There is a fine line between honesty and foolishness.
#44. Taking the responsibility of irresponsible people is a big responsibility. I will never take yours.
#45. I am a graduate. Thermometer is not the only thing with a degree now.
#46. I learnt treachery from the treacherous and paid them back.
#47. The axe forgets, the tree remembers.
#48. Born to Express not to Impress.
#49. When someone says, “You’ve Changed”, It simply means you’ve stopped living your life their way.
#50. You have to be ODD, to be number ONE.
#51. “SUCCESS” all depends on the second letter.
#52. You are as useless as the ‘AY’ in ‘Okay’.
#53. Weird is a side effect of awesomeness/ being awesome.
#54. Relationships are a lot like Algebra. Have you ever looked at your X and wondered Y?
#55. I heard you took an IQ test and they said your results were negative.
#56. Eat Right. Stay Fit. Die Anyway.
#57. My girlfriend is like my iPad… I don’t have an iPad.
#58. The longer the title the less important the job.
#59. A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.
#60. Can’t talk, telepathy only!
#61. f I’ve learnt anything from mayans then it’s that..Not finishing a project is not the end of world.
#62. A lie is just a great story ruined by truth.
#63. Doing nothing is very hard thing to do…you never know when to finish.
#64. Looks like I over-estimated the number of your brain cells.
#65. 80% of boys have girlfriends.. Rest 20% are having brain.
#66. The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.
#67. If people are talking behind your back, then just fart.
#68. I speak my mind. I never mind what I speak.
#69. Never laugh at your wife’s choices… you’re one of them.
#70. I love my job only when I’m on vacation.
#71. Work until you don’t have to introduce yourself.
#72. People say everything happens for a reason. So when I punch you in the face, remember I have a reason.
#73. Graduation – The process changing one’s status from “Student” to “Unemployed”.
#74. Zombies are looking for brain, don’t worry.. you’re safe.
#75. My ex had one very annoying habit – BREATHING
#76. A Good Date ends with Dinner. An Awesome Date ends with Breakfast
#77. Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth.
#78. Some people need a HIGH-FIVE, in the face with a chair.
#79. The difference between ordinary and extraordinary is that little extra.
#80. The ones who say “you can’t” and “you won’t” are probably the ones scared that “you will”.
#81. If swimming is a good exercise to stay FIT, why are whales FAT????
#82. I will become a fan of the Procrastinators Club… tomorrow. I promise.
#83. Love is like fart. If you force it, It’s probably shit.
#84. Hey, I found your nose, it was in my business again.
#85. When angry, count One to Ten. If very angry, count one to Hundred.
#86. Never under-estimate the power of group of stupid people.
#87. Water your side of grass, if you want it to be greener.
#88. If it’s not your cup of tea, don’t drink it.
#89. You’re the color of my Blood.
#90. Silence is a source of great strength.
#91. Thousands have lived without love, not one without water.
#92. The soul that is within me no man can degrade.
#93. A single twig breaks, but the bundle of twigs is strong.
#94. Perhaps I am stronger than I think.
#95. Where there is no struggle, there is no strength.
#96. Every burden is a blessing.
#97. The science of today is the technology of tomorrow.
#98. I have not failed. I’ve just found 10,000 ways that won’t work.
#99. If you have a garden and a library, you have everything you need.
#100. Joy is the simplest form of gratitude.
#101. No duty is more urgent than that of returning thanks.
#102. All the people like us are we, and everyone else is They.