Men will be Men – Funny Jokes – Part 1


Below are few funny conversations, jokes or cool examples of Men will be men, enjoy reading.

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Man while travelling
A man was travelling with his family in the train. The train was fully rushed.A girl was standing in the train.She hugs the man suddenly and asks “How are you baby”? The man was totally dumbstruck.What to do or not?
As his wife was standing just right in front him,so he pushes away the girl and scolded the girl for her deeds.
Meanwhile, he secretly handed over a piece of paper to the girl.

There was this written on the piece of paper:-
I am very sorry to scold you.She was my wife. Call me on 9876543210.
Once a Man always A Man.


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Men Going on Tour
Once, a group of men decided to go for “Tirth Yatra”. Their guide explained to them that they might see some pretty ladies on the way and they should not get distracted at all. When they see anything like that, they should just say “HARI OM” and move on. Next day they started the yatra and one of the men in the group said- “HARI OM”

The rest of them started looking around and shouted – “WHERE WHERE”!…


The reason why Men are not allowed to give advice in Love-Columns of Magazines:

Hi!


I’m a lady aged 26 married & have one kid. Last week my husband was off duty and I had to drive alone to work. I left my husband with the maid and my baby at home. I drove for just about 2 km from home and my car engine started to overheat so I turned back to get the other car. When I got home I found my husband romancing with our maid…!!!
I don’t know what to do now. Please help.

Neha

Reply by Male Columnist:
Dear Neha,
Overheating of engine after such short distance can be caused by problems associated with the carburetor. You need to check your oil and water level in your engine before you start your journey. You must also make sure your car is serviced regularly to avoid problems in future.

Hope this helps…!

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Confession of IT Support Engineer:

One day I was facing some issue with Outlook and I raised a ticket to get it resolved. I got a call from the Service Desk lady after some time and it went this way:

Lady: Hi I’m calling from service desk, what is the problem?

Me: (I explained the problem).

Lady: Can you please share your screen and give me the control so that I can solve the issue?

Me: (I shared the screen and gave the control. She solved it!!)

Lady: You may close the ticket from your end, the issue is solved.

Me: Thank you very much, I will close the ticket.

I opened her profile in lync and had a look at her profile. The display pic looked small in size. I instantly messaged her Employee ID to my colleague and asked him to have a look at her. He replied “She looks good in some angles”.

I tried searching her FB profile with the help of her name, but there were too many results.

I started searching on Linked In instead, I found her profile this time. I was trying to enlarge the profile pic and suddenly a message popped up – it says

“I’ll share my better picture with you on your outlook ID but you may please stop sharing your screen??”


3 young Ladies proposed a MAN..
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He had to choose one of them..
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He tested by giving them Rs.5000 each 2 spend
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First one bought make up stuff new dresses & said she wanted to look good for him..

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Second one got him few expensive shirts & ties and perfumes and said she wanted him to look good..

Third one invested the money, Got profit and returned him original amount,
saying that she saved the rest for their future..

Finally MAN decided to marry
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The first women because..
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She was looking damn beautiful 😀 — Men Will Be Men


Two married elder couple went for a trip to Bengaluru to meet his son working there, after the trip was over and they were back to home.

Then this happened between the husband and his friend, How was the honeymoon?

Men will be men no matter whatsoever the age is.


A husband went to the police station to file a “missing person” report for his missing wife:

Husband : -I lost my wife, she went shopping hasn’t come back yet.
Inspector : -What is her height?
Husband : -Average, I guess.
Inspector : -Slim or healthy?.
Husband : -Not slim, but probably healthy.
Inspector : -Color of eyes?
Husband : -Never noticed.
Inspector : -Color of hair?
Husband : -Changes according to season.
Inspector : -What was she wearing?
Husband : -Not sure, either a dress or a suit.
Inspector : -Was she driving?
Husband : -Yes.
Inspector : -Color of the car?

Husband : -Black Audi A8 with supercharged 3.0 liter V6 engine generating 333 horse power teamed with an eight-speed tiptronic automatic transmission with manual mode. And it has full LED headlights, which use light emitting diodes for all light functions and has a very thin scratch on the front left door.

… and then the husband started crying…

Inspector: -Don’t worry sir. We will find your car.


Lady: Do you smoke?
Guy: Yes I do.
Lady: How many packs a day?
Guy: 3 packs.
Lady: How much per pack?
Guy: $10.00 per pack.
Lady: And how long have you been smoking?
Guy: 15 years
Lady: So 1 pack is $10.00 and you have been smoking 3 packs a day which puts your spending per month at $900. In 1 year, it would have been $10,800. Correct?
Guy: Correct.
Lady: If 1 year you spend $10,800, not accounting for inflation, the past 15 years puts your spending total at $162,000. Correct?
Guy: Correct.
Lady: Do you know if you hadn’t smoke, that money could have been put in a step-up interest savings account and after accounting for compound interest for the past 15 years, you could have by now bought a Ferrari?
Guy: Oh. Do you smoke?
Lady: No.
Guy: Then where’s your fucking Ferrari?

Well played my man, well played.


Two men discussing at a Railway station.

Man 1: Why are you tensed?

Man 2: I lost my wife here.

Man 1: Oh God, even I missed my wife. I am searching for her too.

Man 2: What is the identification for your wife?

Man 1: Well, she is pretty lean. Fair with long hair. Has brown eyes. Was wearing a pink saree. How about the identification for your wife?

Man 2: Abey, leave her. Come on, let’s search your wife.

Part 2 Of Men will be Men will posted soon, keep watching this space.

Above Men will be men jokes are collected from various source like messages, social medial and etc.,