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					<description><![CDATA[<p>Three men: A project manager, a software engineer, and a hardware engineer go for a two-week period helping out on a project. About midweek they decide to walk up and down the beach during their lunch hour. Halfway up the beach, they stumbled upon a lamp. As they rub the lamp a genie appears and [&#8230;]</p>
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										<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><strong>Three men:</strong> A project manager, a software engineer, and a hardware engineer go for a two-week period helping out on a project. About midweek they decide to walk up and down the beach during their lunch hour.</p>
<p>Halfway up the beach, they stumbled upon a lamp. As they rub the lamp a genie appears and says &#8220;Normally I would grant you 3 wishes, but since there are 3 of you, I will grant you each one wish.&#8221;</p>
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<p><strong>The hardware engineer</strong> went first. &#8220;I would like to spend the rest of my life living in a huge house in St. Thomas, with no money worries and surrounded by beautiful women who worship me.&#8221; The genie granted him his wish and sent him on off to St. Thomas.</p>
<p><strong>The software engineer went next &#8211;</strong> &#8220;I would like to spend the rest of my life living on a huge yacht on the Mediterranean, with no money worries and surrounded by beautiful women who worship me.&#8221; The genie granted him his wish and sent him off to the Mediterranean.</p>
<p>Last, but not least, it was the <strong>project manager&#8217;s turn</strong> &#8211; &#8220;And what would your wish be?&#8221; asked the genie. &#8220;I want them both back after lunch&#8221; replied the project manager. </p>
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