Difference between Love and Marriage

The guru told the disciple :
Go to the rose garden and come back with the tallest rose plant. One condition is that you should not come back the same path you took while going.

The disciple went to the garden and came back empty handed. When asked why, the disciple gave his answer:

As I went in, I saw a tall beautiful plant But I kept going on for the next plant expecting a better plant. But moving forward, I came across only smaller plants and since I cannot trace the path back, I had to return empty handed.

The guru said: This is Love <3

Then he said: now go to the sunflower garden and bring the most beautiful sunflower plant.
Now the additional condition is that once you pluck a sunflower plant, you can’t pluck another.

Now the disciple goes into the garden and comes back quickly with a plant. The guru asks, is this the most beautiful plant?

The disciple says: No guru. Based on my previous experience, I did not want to miss and hence I took the first plant which looked beautiful to me. On the way back, I saw more beautiful plants but since I was not allowed to pick another plant, I came back with the plant I had originally picked.

The guru smiled and said: This is Marriage!

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1. #WhatsApp should have a “Is online & staring at your profile right now” notification.

2. A small girl looks at his brother’s Girlfriend and asks innocently
‘Everyday you come to meet my brother, don’t you have your own brother?

3. When Parents care, it’s called Restriction.
but, When Girlfriend Restricts, it’s called Caring..

4. Boy: My Ex-Girlfriend’s Status On Facebook Says:
“Standing On The Edge of A Bridge…”

Friend: So What Did You Comment?

Boy: Nothing, I Just Poked Her

5. Why are people still getting married?

Stats say that 3 out of 4 marriage’s end in divorce!
If 3 out of 4 parachutes failed to open, would you go sky diving?

6. A superb line written on a hospital board:-
If you still want to continue Looking @ girls, Even after your death DONATE YOUR #EYES.

7. A man gifted his wife a diamond necklace for their anniversary,and his
wife didnt speak to him for 6 months, but why ..?
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That was the deal..!!

8. Wife: Dear….. this computer is not working as per my command
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Husband : Exactly darling…..its a computer not a husband!

9. My wife says I never help with the laundry. What’s she talking about?
Those clothes didn’t dirty by themselves you know.

10. If girls were as nice to each other in real life as they are in Facebook comments,
think how different the world would be..

11. If a police officer ever asks you where you were between 4-6,
you should say kindergarten.

12. I believe we should all pay our tax with a smile. I tried – but they wanted cash.

13. Having one child makes you a parent; having two you are a referee.

14. I was so drunk last night.
I walked across the dance floor to get another drink and I won the dance contest.

15. When I die I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did in his sleep

– not screaming like the passengers in his car….

16. Husband asks Wife: What would u do if I win a lottery?
Wife: I’d take half, then leave u 4ever!
Husband: Excellent, I won $50. Here’s $25,Now GET LOST.

17. Once a boy Uploaded a photo holding a dog on Facebook.. .
Girl commented : “Which one is you?”
Boy replied : “The One holding you..”

18. A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

19. I always try to cheer myself up by singing when I get sad.
Most of the time, it turns out that my voice is worse than my problems.

20. Announcement In University:
“The Students Who Have Parked Their Cars On The Driveway, Please Move Them”
Another Announcement After 20 Minutes:
“The 200 Students Who Went To Move 9 Cars Please Return To Their Respective Classes”

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Dad: I want u 2 marry a girl of my choice.
Son: No

Dad: The girl is Bill Gates’ daughter.
Son: Then ok

Dad goes 2 Bill Gates
Dad: I want ur daughter 2 marry my son.

Bill Gates: No
Dad: My son is the CEO of the World Bank.

Bill Gates: Then ok

Dad goes 2 the President of the World Bank..
Dad: Appoint my son as the CEO of ur bank.

President: No!
Dad: He is the son-in-law of Bill Gates.
President: Then ok!
This is BUSINESS…

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Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses.

There’s a silence, then a loud bang. Back on the phone, the guy says, “Ok, now what?”

-Via Huffingtonpost

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GST Jokes

When you were not married and came home late, you had to answer first to your sister then your mother and lastly to your father. But after your marriage you have to answer to only to your wife. Only to one person not to the all family members. That’s GST. So simple.

GST has reached number 3 position in the list of things not understood.
Duckworth Lewis at second position and Wife’s mood Still continued to be on number 1

कृपया GST

से सम्बंधित कोई भी
msg न भेजें

मोबाइल की बैटरी
18%
कम हो जाती है।

some one asked PAPU what is GST, Papu says GOOD NIGHT,SWEET DREAMS, & TAKE CARE. ?WAH PAPU KAMAAL KITTA

#WATCH UP Minister Rampati Shastri fails to spell out the full form of #GST pic.twitter.com/wBNUdlBOXf

— ANI UP (@ANINewsUP) June 30, 2017

GST क्या है..?
पहले आपके पास बहुत सारे साथी थे…. जैसे

फ्रेंड्स,गर्लफ्रेंड्स,हॉफ गर्लफ्रेंड्स…..

( “VAT / Service Tax / Excise etc.”)
अब सिर्फ एक है – “WIFE”
दिन भर उसी को याद करो…

दिन भर क्या क्या किया….. कैसे किया…. उसको पूरी रिपोर्ट दो…. वो भी डिटेल में…
बस यही GST है…

Now there are 3 things a woman can’t understand:
– A Man
– Offside Rule
– GST

I thought Congress party blindly supports anything starting with “G”..
But then GST is an eye opener

He – Sab ladkiya GST hai !

She – Kyu ?

He – Samajh hi nahi aati !

Rahul Gandhi – Ab GST aane wala hai

Alia – Ye GST to phle bhi tha

Rahul Gandhi – tujhe GST ka matlab bhi pata hai

Alia – ha pata hai

Rahul Gandhi – kya hai ?

Aila – GoodNight SweetDreams TakeCare…

Bhakt logic behind GST

What is GST ?

Bhakt: Gau Sewa Tax.

If GST Bill was passed by UPA government, it would have become

Rajiv Gandhi Vastu Evam Seva Kar Yojana

Err…excuse me, are you free right now?

Nope, I’m expensive. Plus 6% GST.

Finance Minister: Apna kya hai! Salaried class pe GST Cess pel denge

Rahul Gandhi : Wow GST passes.
Sanjay Jha: Sir, you MUST oppose it
Rahul: It is, Gandhi Sales Tax. You MUST support it. #GSTBill
Sanjay:Cry

Now check this video for to know how GST Works

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A friend asked, “Why weren’t you successful with the Arabs?”

Coca Cola Arab Joke

The salesman explained, “When I got posted in the Middle East, I was very confident that I will makes a good sales pitch as Cola is virtually unknown there.

But, I had a problem I didn’t know to speak Arabic.

So, I planned to convey the message through 3 posters…

First poster, a man crawling through the hot desert sand… Totally exhausted and panting.

Second poster, the man is drinking our Cola and

Third, our man is now totally refreshed.

Then these posters were pasted all over the place.
“That should have worked,” said the friend.

The salesman بائع  replied, “Well, not only did I not speak Arabic,

I also didn’t realise that Arabs Read from Right to Left…! 🙂

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An interesting line written at the back of a Biker’s T Shirt:
” If you are able to see this, Please tell me that my galfriend has fallen off”

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Most Relationships fail not because of the absence of love..
Love is always present..
Its just that,
One loves too much,
and

The other loves too many,

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Employee: Boss, Now i have got married..! Please increase my salary..!
BOSS: Factory is not responsible for accidents occuring outside the company..!

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Philosophy of life

At the begining of married life, every gal treats her husband as GOD,
Later on somehow the alphabets get reversed..!

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What is a Fear?
Fear is the Deep, Wrenching feeling in your stomach
When pages of your book still smell new
and
Just few hours left for your exams..!

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Jus4Fun
Someone has rightly said, “A fool can ask More questions that a wise man cannot answer”
No Wonder why so many of us are speechless when lecturers ask question..!

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Boy: Do you have Cards with sentimental Love quotes?
Shopkeeper: Oh sure..! How about this card, it says “To the only Girl I ever loved.!”
Boy: Thats good, Give me 12 of them..!

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After reading the form filled by an applicant.. The employer said: ” WE do have an opening for you..!
Applicant: What is it?
Interviewer: Its called the “door..!”

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Long back,
A person who sacrificed his sleep,
forgot his family,
forgot his food,
fogot laughter were called
“Saints”

But now they are called..
“IT professionals”

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Not believed? Look at below Abbott & Costello video for proof.

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